Ride to Hell

Summary
One day the bois Thomas,Hyam and Brandon tried to sit through even an hour of Ride To Hell without the prior knowledge it was a mental torture device created during the MK Ultra Trails.

Events
The event occurred when the bois said "hey lets just fucking torture ourselves for fun huh?". So the bois Hyam and Brandon came over Thomas house and endured a hell of a lot of shit that only comes from the mind of a man who's never spoken to a women or any human for that matter. They eventually just ended up playing Star Wars Bounty Hunter instead and had to watch out for magnetic sealers.

Trivia
-War crime on par with Nanking

-The boi Thomas' PS3 was more lit then a Jamaican at twenty past four

-Apparently women will sleep with you if murder people for a wedding ring even when you straight up said "WOMEN CAN'T BE MECHANICS"